For sale-one slightly used husband…or trade for boat….please send picture of boat……..
February 22, 2012 by greatpoetrymhf
I took out an ad today…..
in the Universe`s newspaper….
FOR SALE…one slightly used husband….or in trade for
boat…please send picture of boat……
I should have added…..comes with never used
manners….and
built-in I do not care that much button
with a complete volume of excuses……
damn, I hope I can get a good boat….
my broom is broken….but not my heart….not this time….not this lifetime….not ever again….inshallah!!!
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****SPECIAL NOTE*****Karma card not included………..
Reblogged this on Writing for my beloved and commented:
Please note Karma card not included
i have liked the article
Thank you Claudy….did you note the the karma card is not included in the sale…..
Great stuff lol
I thought you might enjoy my humor….did you see that note that “Karma card is not included.”
ads like this are what make the News Papers worth reading. With all the down-trodden news, people need at least something to smile about.
Thanks Jesse, I have waited years to post this ad Since Feb 20, 1986 the day I married “he who can be replace by a good boat”
Can I include my Ex husband in your add as well..haha , This was great.
Indeed….boat and island resort then in the two for…..
LMAO
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