Alphabetical joker$ -li$t of lo$er$

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Alphabetical jokers

A  is for a$$hole……I can find the best.

B is for ba$tard…they give me no re$t.

C is for ca$h…..they have taken it all.

D is for darling$….over them I do fall.

E is for extra$…the expen$e$ they bring.

F is fund$…there is alway$ a $tring.

G is for graciou$..I have yet to find one.

H is for honey$…$ome mother’$ $on.

I is for intere$t….that I have to pay.

J is for jealou$…I might be that one day.

K is for kindne$$…when my bank account i$ fat.

L is for lo$er…I can find where they are at.

M is for mooche$….I am on the top of  their li$t.

N is for no$y…if I $ee they are pi$$ed.

O is for  occa$$ion$…which they alway$ mi$$.

P is for preciou$…they way they can di$.

Q is for que$tion$….which never get answered.

R is for ri$ky…my long lo$t romancer$.

$ is for $ex…which will never now happen.

T is for te$ting…to $ee who ha$ been mo$t mi$taken.

U is for under$tanding….the ri$k$ I have taken.

V is for Valentine$….which really pi$$ me off.

W is for wi$dom …for my day at the trough.

X is for ki$$e$….which I never got.

Y is for “Ye$ dear“…that I $aid a lot.

Z is for zipper$ ….that I need for my lip$…

Now that I am carrying hi$ child on my hip$.

Well, dear hearts, now you know about the alphabet of lo$er$…..I do love them $o…………